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A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.
Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...
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An absolute, no doubt, GOD upon men. No one in history has ever, or WILL EVER be better than this man, he is the best possible human, the best possible anything in that fact. If you have the HONOR to speak to this GOD, you better treat him with the utmost RESPECT, because you're so lucky to even be in the same TIME FRAME as this man.
Person 1: I think I made a new religion, our god is Shane Chadwell. It's just nothing beats that man, he's just way too good at anything and everything, nothing beats him, nothing is better than him, nothing will ever beat, nothing will ever be good enough to even compare to him. I mean, you can't even compare him to anything, he's just way too high of a stat to even be compared to anything.
Person 2: Oh my god... You're so right...
Person 1: Woah that dude is lucky, he smashed his keyboard and found a definition!
Person 2: nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd
Commonly confused with "Caldwell" or "Chadwick." and is even underlined as incorrectly spelt when in writing. The last name Chadwell was originally derived from a family having lived in one of the various places called Chadwell in the counties of Essex, Hertfordshire, Leicestershire, and Wiltshire. The surname Chadwell is derived from the names of these settlements, which are ultimately derived from the Old English words ceald, which means cold, and wielle, which means spring or stream. The surname Chadwell was first found in Essex at Chadwell, a parish, in the union of Orsett, hundred of Barstable. "At the time of the Norman survey, the parish belonged principally to the Bishop of London, and some portions to Odo, Bishop of Bayeux, and others.
John: Hello, Mr. Caldwell
Shane: It's Chadwell..
Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.
Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!