Motombo

n. and intj. African for "penis"; a penis

I have a giant motombo

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What's an e-mail?

Intr. 1. an enuendo having to do with titties
2. a question asked that implies titties
3. Viewing or feeling of the titties

NB while this usually applies to chics, it can be asked by a chic to a dude if she wants him to engage in one of the above definitions

"What's an e-mail?" said Jake as he reached for Martina's titties

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What's a phone?

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you

After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base

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AZA

From Aleph Zadik Aleph,
1. an 80 year old jewish fraternity based on seven cardinal priciples whos members are soo gay they're almost fraternal (or is it the other way around?)
The member of said fraternity is refered to as an aleph

AZA is the fuckin shiznaz

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What's a fax?

intr. 1. an enuendo pertaining to the ass
2. noticing a nice ass
3. feeling a nice ass
4. A question posed to see or grab a nice ass
also, a fax implies to the ass in general

He takes it in the fax
or
"What's a fax?" was asked when we saw her fine ass

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What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

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JOTAriffictacular

adv. or adj.
1. a term for something that is great to the umpteenth degree
2. something too great for explanation

from the word JOTA in the sense of greatness

that JOTA was JOTAriffictacular

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