Hailsham community college

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

SFA

Probably an acronym for something else, but this can be used for
Someone's (anyone with an S really)
Fat
Ass

Example:
Person 1: Have you seen (name)?
Person 2: The one with SFA?
person 1: yeah, she's dating Steiner (first name I thought of)