date night

Date night is the negotiated exchange of a night out for the lady resulting in anal sex for the man.

A double entendre derived from the dried date (fruit of the date palm) resembling an anus.

M: 'So is Wednesday night date night?'

F: 'Only if I get a three course meal, a show and we arrive in a limo.'
M: 'Do we get to do it in the limo?'
F: 'Throw in the best champagne on the menu and you've got a deal.'

M: 'I love date night.'

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date

colloquial for anus.

Derived from the resemblance to the dried fruit of the same name.

You can kiss my date.

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