Gisse Gris

Guy of the western region of the country, normally with a pussylooking scar on his/her knee and weights about the same as a pricewinning GRANDsized baconator.
Also highly obsessed with childrens teeth, although every child gets frightened by the look of his/her face.

Dude1: Dude, did you see the waves out there today?

Dude2: Yeah dude, Gisse Gris must have farted while scoobadiving, man!