sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

Outside Pride

When you're at someone's house and you go outside to take a piss so you don't risk pissing on the side of the toilet

"You sure you don't want to just use the restroom?"

"Nah, I've got too much outside pride for that."

Shizzla

A noun used to refer to those who commonly shit themselves proudly, similar to a dookie shart with added pride. Shizzla’s are often over 6’3 with low levels of coordination.

Ronald: “Did you see Cade shit his pants for the crowd at last nights robotics tournament?”

Mike: “What a stupid Shizzla!”