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a snake in a toilet ready to bite your ass as soon as you sit down
omg i got bit by a snoilet as i was sitting down ready to shart ð«
a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet
omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.
a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
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To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...
I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.
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