kateface

someone so unimaginably ugly that words are inappropriate to describe someone with, typically used but not limited to people named kate

“her kateface is showing today”

sinister salad

another term for the devil’s lettuce aka maryjoanna aka marujeewana primarily used in a country accent.

I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.