OLMA

OLMA is probably the ONLY all girls school in south jersey.

Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are

lesbian

fun facts

there’s dogs

there’s nuns who seem to be immortal

there’s good sports

there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)

there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment
there’s prep boys on the bus

THE COOKIES

they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000
they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.

They leave out the fact they are insane

they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter
they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care
They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.

They also have a nun cemetery
They take way too many pictures

you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face
so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.

btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend

it’s a thing

so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.

shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G

Any Guy: “OLMA is filled with lesbians right?”
Olma girls: “-_-“

“DID YOU SHADOW OLMA YET?????? THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD COOKIES”

“The olma leaf project will be the death of me”

Our Lady of Mercy Academy

Our lady of mercy academy is the only school in the south jersey region that is all girls. The school is characterized by their hypocrisy and their overwhelming need to play TGIF at nearly every event possible. They make poor attempts to educate their students who are already hardly in school to begin with. The faculty is most welcoming but sometimes one must wonder how some of them got teaching degrees in the first place. There’s an over abundance of photos taken on a day to day basis and they will undoubtedly be posted and featuring the worst angles of you imaginable. They’re supposedly linked with St. Augustine prep which can be noticed as the only all boys school on the south jersey region. OLMA travels over there for different sporting events in attempts to “find a prep guy” but will almost always fail. The school can be recognized for their dedication to sports, they have brought home many trophies and titles and have brought their little school up on the divisions. Their cookies are unmatched, and turkey bowl has been by far one of the most popular meals. They go through teachers like an OLMA girl goes through boyfriends. Not a bad school, but not a great one either.

"Oh look, it's the OLMA girls"
"Who?"
"Our lady of mercy academy"