Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

Espionage Date

To bring a friend or family member on a date to sit there and spy on you while you're on the date without either one of you acknowledging that you know the other.

My sister was on an espionage date with me while I met up with my blind date so we can analyze it later.

chorgasm

When you have a lot of chores to do, but you finish them all and that cathartic feeling you get afterward is a chorgasm.

I had SUCH a chorgasm, my apartment was such a mess that I spent 3 hours cleaning it and now it's spotless.

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Majnoon

Arabic origins, other dialects pronounce it magnoon, it literally means "crazy" as in mentally ill, but has been extended in the vernacular to include something that's fucked up, crazy, or unbelievable.

Did you see the crane falling from the roof? That shit was majnoon!

or

That bitch is majnoon, running around the streets yelling expletives at random strangers.

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Pussy Irrigator

Synonym for douche. A funny way of calling someone an asshole or is generally unpleasant in their behavior.

WTF?! Alex is sucha fucking pussy irrigator!

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Yestdayrow

A concatenation of "yesterday," "today" and "tomorrow," indicating a specific period of time where it's so late that it's technically the next day (past midnight) but in your head it's still "today" even though you're discussing (technically) yesterday.

Guy: I remember discussing it yestdayrow with Charlotte.
Girl: Which yestdayrow?
Guy: The one that just passed...
Girl: Ohh...

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jeef

Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.

1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?

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