frouche

A douchebag of the French variety.

While studying in the library today, I observed a frouche having an audible conversation in French on his push-to-talk phone. He was wearing a pink Lacoste shirt with a popped collar.

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Eustace

A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.

You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.

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