shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

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urba-stoned

The state of being so stoned you are adding words to the urban dictionary.

I was so urba-stoned last night, I think I created a new language.

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Dropping a Hiroshima

When the top participant in '69' position accidentally lets the shit out they've been holding in all day.

My stomach hurt so bad while we were 69ing, I ended up dropping a hiroshima on his face and he got shit all up his nose.

stir the honey pot

When a penis is inside a vagina and the man gyrates his hips in a circular motion, instead of in and out, tracing the vaginal wall.

Last night Jerome tole me how he stir the honey pot of

Shaza-queeta and she don likes it. It be horrible. Wors sex move eva!

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