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A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name
"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"
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To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge
Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight
To play the furry banjo with hamster plectrum; to rub a pet rodent on a vagina
Hey, Rufus, why don't you get your little sister's hamster and you can strum-pet me?
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