Pull a Bill

Verb. To drive something off a cliff, whether meant figuratively or literally.

Let's get this hoopty up the mountain and make it pull a Bill into the lake.

Elon really pulled a Bill with Twitter.

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."