yoink

To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

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screw

To be fucked, to get ripped off, or to be in great trouble. Often used in conjunction with violently.

My car was stolen, so I'm violently screwed!!!

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Weeeeeeeeee

To expess sarcastic enjoyment.

Oh, weeeeeeeeee, we're getting a new couch.

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