Brad

Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.

Britney: "What's wrong?"
Jamie: "That doucheface."
Britney: "Oh, Brad."
Jamie: "Yeah, Brad."

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