Barley

A vagina. As in, to make barley; wheat; or other similar grain products.
Natively, barley is a cereal grain derived from the annual grass Hordeum Vulgare. Vulgare sounds like vulgar, and has a similar construction to "vagina;" vaginas are in the commonplace vernacular as being vulgar. Also, Horedeum sounds a bit like "Whore," who often have vaginas.
Barley is used for malting, which is akin to something like a yeast infection, probably.
Barley is used to make alcoholic beverages such as beer and whiskey, which often lead to vagina.

"Make sure you wash your barley Ashley!"
"This barley needs to be malted."
Last year's barley harvest yielded much poontang."
"I like barley."

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