ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

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SMBH

Acronym for Suck My Butt Hole. Mostly used over text message or social media hashtag as an insult. Sometimes it can also be used as a response when you don't know what else to say.

Cyber Bully: you are the ugliest person I've seen in a long time.

You: SMBH

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