Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

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Reverse Hipster

A "reverse-hipster" refers to disliking something just because too many hipsters like it.

"Man that monocle looks stupid"
"Dude, that monocle looks sick! You're just pulling a Reverse Hipster"

"I don't really care for Radiohead"
"They're actually really good. Quit being a Reverse Hipster"

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