LP/AD

/ˈelˌpē,ā,dē/

noun

Someone who gives manicures to bears.

"The circus is performing tonight and the bear's nails are a mess. Does anyone know the number for a good LP/AD?"

LPAD

(n.) Someone who gives manicures to bears.

The circus in performing tonight and the bear's nails are a mess. Anyone know the number for a good LPAD?

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