piss-cutter

old english term for "not very good at all. also see pisscutting.

what a pisscutter or this rain is proper piss cutting

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kanx

Ancient word originating from the deepest depths of the darkest ghettos. The term "KANX" refers to the expression, "Okay(?), thank you.", often used at the end of a sentance.

It has been passed down from generation to generation through only a select sect of chosen Indians and other South-Western Asians.

Suffixes include:
-ALANX
-ORZ
-Y

"Get five, KANX?"
"We're legit, KANX!"
"Fetch my spitoon woman, KANX!"

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Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

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angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

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curry house

after a freak incident involving a chicken curry and a margarita pizza, this term can be used to express extreem approval.

thats proper curry house mate, proper curry house. ( after being told about your freinds last sexual endevor)

hairy buffalo

1. type of 'punch' made with fruit and everclear.
2. a phrase describing an anus (male of female) that is very hairy.

1. i need to drink some hairy buffalo.
2. Angela has got one big hairy buffalo.

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shflinktonui

a mild expletive, a term for a stupid person, or something to call someone when you are at a loss for other expletives.

"whatever wilba, you shflinktonui"

"ooohhhh well aren't you just a shflinktonui then?"

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