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Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.
A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"
12π 8π
Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
21π 12π
The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.
Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
28π 7π
A twenty-dollar bill
Hang on guys I'll be right down, I need to grab a slick 20 out of my room.
A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.
Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!
Clay: Oh ya?
14π 1π
Just another way to say masturbating.
Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???
Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.
31π 8π
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
20π 6π