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dickfiddling

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tankasaurus Rex

A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.

Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!

Clay: Oh ya?

by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


rippindicular

a triple-hybrid word made up of the words ripping, ridiculous, and tubular, used to describe something with all three characteristics.

Ben: Hey Clay i just did some really extreme parkour around campus today! I even did a dumpster to refrigerator box 360 spin onto wooden crate then backflip gator into a garbage can!

Clay: Rippindicular!

Ben: Thanks much

by shiftyclaybob October 2, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.

Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!

by shiftyclaybob June 12, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeetrod

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

by shiftyclaybob November 16, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž