canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

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steamy jacob

When you shit in an oven thats at a crisp 325° and leave the door open. The steamy vapor created increases sexual arousment before, during and after intercourse. The smell of the defication will make you and your partner very horny, therefore increasing the pleasure of the intercourse.

Jacob and Ryans house still reeks from that steamy jacob, almost 2 weeks after intercourse.

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worthless

a piece of shit that mooches off his or her parents all there lives. Also most likely to drop out of school or even computer school.

Kyle is worthless his parents put so much money in to his rusted ass honda because he is to lazy to get a real job.

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