spiderdog

tasty treat in which the ends of a hot dog are peeled down in four directions then roasted over an open flame (like at a bonfire) until nice and crispy. goes well with mustard.

"HEY KANDACE, YOU READY TO ROAST US UP SOME SPIDERDOGS?"

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

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