Australia's History

1. A sex act where a passive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the passive one's limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right tit, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant "God Save the Queen" in perfect unison. The passive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and shits behind it like a camper. He then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his dick. Bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying "I am a true gentleman". Be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun Australia's History could be ruined.

1. William: I did Australia's History last night. I got the stud's number and everything.
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?

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pwn4g3

past tense form of pwn3d.

to be "player-owned", "bitched", owned, or boozled(see boozle).

damn nigga that was some PWN4G3

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Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

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brah

its the "pre-runner, sweet bro, jock, abercrombie and fitch" in one saying .. similiar to the vegas kids saying of "hella"

1.that was so sick brah

2. THAT JUMP WAS SO SICK BRAH

3 HELLA SICK TRUCK BRAH

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Patriot Act

A very kinky, very sexy and extremely patriotic sex act that you should be proud of achieving if you pull it off, man or woman. See American Pounding.

Boy, the Government has nothin' on THIS Patriot Act! I came buckets!

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boozle

to be proven wrong. to realize what you said was either wrong or incredible idiotic.

boozle!!(present-tense)
BOOZLED BITCH!!(past-tense)

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Doge

1. The elected ruler of a Mediaeval Italian Merchant Republic.

2. A meme portraying a bewildered/drugged Shiba Inu dog presumably expressing its train of thought in words. As it often happens, it was funny, or at least bearable, for a time inversely proportional to the time it has been overused, poorly used, and/or gratingly annoying and sucky. It has been out couple of years now.

3. A profile picture on YouTube, Facebook, and countless other sites featuring such option, that unmistakenly signals a stupid child on the loose, much like Minecraft profile pictures.

1. Otto Orseolo ruled as Doge of the city-state of Venice from 1009 to his arrest, shaving and banishment to Constantinople in 1026.

2. So lord

very merchant

wow

much nepotism

wow

3. OMGZ I LUVZZZ MIENCRAFT SO MUCH SANIC RULZ BTW BURN IN HELL PEWDIEPIE H8RS U N00B FAGGOTS SHE MY BF

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