stfu

shawty, those funbags unforgettable

incredible boobs, life changing even

person 1: wanna see my boobs?
person 2: duh
person 1: *shows boobs*

person 2: stfu

Alaya

She is a natural beauty, always has eyes on her. When she walks into a room everybody can feel her presence. No one is quite like her. Truly unforgettable. She has a tendency to go for guys named Matthew. Guys named Matthew are usually already taken. Alaya’s will often act in a whorely manner and take guys named Matthew on ‘innocent’ road trips. Alaya’s tend to accidentally seduce Matthews into cheating. Alaya’s always light up a room, and will often be found in large groups. She is truly the life of the party.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Alaya?
Person 2: I heard she was whoring around with Matthew
Person 1: Oh, cool!
Person 2: This isn’t funny. Matthew is in a committed relationship.
Person 3: Are you guys talking about Alaya? She’s so pretty!