Sara Mahmood

A girl who constantly shits her pants and loves Chipotle. Lives near the beach, drives a Mercedes and owns two guinea pigs. In the wild, Sara can likely be spotted at the beach with her boyfriend or having a mental breakdown.

Did you see Sara the other day? She crapped her pants so hard that she lost 50 pounds!
Man I wish I was Sara Mahmood. She has it so easy.

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Matthew Roth

That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.

I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?

Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.