The Quan

A gift birthed straight from the asshole of God. The Quan is a holy device which is commonly used to reach a higher plane of consciousness by achieving a buzz greater than no other. The name Quan was first popularized by the Peagans and is used by these creatures to this day.

You got The Quan ?
Pass me the fucking Quan!

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The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!