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When you push your cereal down below the milk line to make it sure it isn't dry when you eat it.
Without bowltending, this cereal would be so dry.
When a fat person falls down onto a couch instead of gently easing them self onto it because their legs can't support their weight on the way down.
Your grandfather just fat-falled onto the couch and broke it.
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A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.
Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."
Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."
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