CBSS

Compulsive Bull-Shit Syndrome:

when you can't stop spreading BS excuses about why you can't go out, can't keep a plan (even a hot date), can never seem to get work done for one reason or another or otherwise cannot ever seem to get out of work. The male population are especially prone to this unfortunate condition, particularly those named Ryan.

You have a serious case of CBSS, bro.

Omg Ryan, you must be suffering from a major case of CBSS