Dan

a name for the best friend anyone could ever have: usually has a twin who is his polar opposite, usually has superhuman strength. If you have a Dan in your life, you should be grateful that you have such a fantastic chum.

person 1: I had Dan for a boyfriend on last friday
person 2: lucky! but i heard he ice-skated over your hand
person 1: yeah, but it healed up really quick since it was such a clean cut
person 2: so you don't hate him?
person 1: never in a million years - he's my best friend for life!

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Billerica

The second largest town in Massachusetts, known for an incredible number of Dunkin' Donuts (thank god!) and for it's drugs. while Billerica is filled with gangsters, wangsters, punks, preps, scene kids, emos, goths, and more, the most exclusive and altogether awesome clique is comprised of dan and lulu. don't hope to get in, the standards are high.

billerica seems like an awesome town, cuz i love dunkin' donuts! but i wouldn't move there unless i could be accepted in the amazing clique that is dan and lulu. but i probably don't have a chance.

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