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Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

50👍 105👎


sex with allie

an act that only gingers with low standards will partake in

casey had sex with allie! twice!!! GROSSSS!

by shocked and appalled December 12, 2010

10👍 6👎