tetal

a word you get when you want to write "petal" (used as sweetheart, love etc.) but you hit the T key by mistake

A: Where are you tetal?
A: Petal :-/
M: Your tetal was afk, but now she's back.

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church penguin

a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.

The church penguin told me masturbation was wrong, so I quit it, easy as abc.