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An organization that devises ways of consolidating power among the elite, by reducing Americans' ability to think.
All these false rumors about health care? They're turning ordinary citizens into screaming angry mobs. This is obviously the work of some sinister un-think tank.
When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.
I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.
This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.
During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.
I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.
fake anti-nuclear protester, who is actually a mole working for the coal industry.
Germany is now getting rid of its nuclear power plants. Throngs of young rebellious looking youth had crowded the streets, protesting in the name of "a clean earth". Who stands to fill the vacuum? Coal. Those protesters were definitely coal moles.
A gathering of people with those blue tooth devices sticking out of their heads.
There must have been at least twenty blue teeth at that pretentious restaurant.
The craft of writing or drawing with your pee.
Jenkins was talented in the art of urinography. Last week, after the big snowstorm, he unzipped , dropped his trousers, and wrote a love poem to his girlfriend in a snowbank.