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verb, intransitive: during intercourse to withdraw at climax and ejaculate across her bare buttocks as is commonly done in x-rated films.
So did you cum inside her? No man, she wanted me to shoot the moon.
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noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.
Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.
Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
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frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.
First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.
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The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.
Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.
when one spouse notifies the other of an intent to divorce by defriending them on facebook.
Colleen defacedbooked her soon to be ex-husband today.
A wave of friendecrement struck him as he noticed his friend count decrease.
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