crinkled

One step further than getting crunk.

My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.

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Suarezed

1. To lose due to your opponent cheating.

Named after Luis Suarez from Uruguay for his last ditch effort to deliberately cheat to help his team advance in the World Cup.

2. Missing out on something you earned.

Guy 1: I saw you talking to that hot chick all night, did you get her number?

Guy 2: No because at the last minute some d-bag stepped in and told her he's a doctor, but I know he's not because I saw him working the drive-thru the other day.

Guy 1: You got Suarezed.

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kneehab

Rehabilitation for the knee.

I sprained my knee on the dance floor doing the robot so now my PT is sending me through kneehab.