zoodling

watching porn while eating noodles

Brad: HEY DUDE
MAN: WHAT???
Brad: im eating, and porning. im ZOODLING

Disco Worms

A disease caught by 2.7% of American youth. its a way of saying your stupid, or dumb, or fucked in the head.

Man 1: Hey Doctor, i think my son has a disease, it might be aids.
Doctor Man: Let me check
(checks him)

Doctor Man: NO, he dosen't. he has Disco Worms.

cornhub

check out the most sensual, greenest, most yellow
fucking corn on the planet.

Justin: hey you wanna see some sexy vegetables?
Brad: nah, pass the boof
Justin: well if you did, go to www.cornhub.com
Brad: FUCK OFF ALREADY MOFO!

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