Hit the Hay

An idiom commonly used referring to going to sleep but has been recently incorporated by druggies to say they are going to be smoking weed in order to avoid suspicion.

Caleb - "Hey d-dude I'm-I'm gonna 'hit the hay'."

Chad - "Uh what?"

Caleb - "H-Hit the hay? Y'know l-like smoking weed?"

Chad - "What? What the fuck? Who the hell says that?"

Caleb - "ah hah hah y-yeah."

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Danzel

noun

a man with chiseled abs and a strong jawline, women fawn over and him and men look up to him;
pinnacle of healthy masculinty

Saki: Wow i love calling Danzel at night.
Danzel: Mmm soccer

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February 11th

(noun) A child who was an "accident" and should have been aborted.

"I heard Jessica's son was born on February 11th."

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