lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth

Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.

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skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

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pingponger

a gay person of the Asian persuasion

Yo, Allen is a total pingponger so watch your hole homes.

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smuggetry

(n) immoderate smugness; the act of being smug at all times without temperament

I can't deal with Owen and the smuggetry of his whole crew. They're a bunch of duchebags.

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cuca

1. (n) a vagina in Colombia and some other Spanish-speaking countries; probably a short form of cucaracha

2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like

My cuca hurts.

Damn, bitch! I got scabs on my cuca now cuz you don't wash that stank-ass bush!

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skank

1 - (n) a dirty whore

2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)

3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint

4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band

1 - Yo, homes, that bitch be a skank. Don't get wit her.

2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.

3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.

4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.

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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

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