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a fictional place in World of Warcraft where Blizzard Games favors children and whiners over people who actually can pay for the monthly subscription and dont live in their parents basement.
Paladin: ZOMGBBQ!! that fucking shaman whooped my 13 year old ass in PvP!! *scribbles petition in green crayon to Blizzard*
(Tuesday=patch day) shaman get nerfed and paladins become even more unkillable... only in Azeroth
the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.
*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!
a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.
Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"
horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!
noob elf: bur
a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...
a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)
i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...
a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!
friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
what happens before an abortion
julie got pregnant, then got an abortion