angry

one of the better types of sex

my girlfriend pissed me off and we got into a fight. but the angry makeup sex was fantastic!

320👍 193👎

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

47👍 27👎

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

123👍 109👎

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

74👍 25👎

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

93👍 89👎

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

99👍 177👎

kull

a) a conquorer

b) Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo played Kull in Kull the Conquorer

16👍 8👎