Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

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Follow through

The act of squeezing too hard to get a fart out and accidentally forcing a little bit of poo out aswell. May also happend without effort when suffering from diahorrea.

Shit. I think I followed through

Dude he followed through and it fell out of his trousers!

(In an exam)
Pupil: Please sir can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Don't be such a baby.
Pupil: But I followed through.
Teacher: ...Get out.

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