shur the fuck bup

“shur the fuck bup” is used when you’re so angry with someone and you start rapidly typing and you spell shut up wrong. instead of saying “shut the fuck up”, using shur the fuck bup is a more efficient way to use it.

oh my god just shur the fuck bup!!

emo soccer boy

“emo soccer boy” is someone who identifies as a boy and is a soccer player. an emo soccer boy is also someone who is constantly sad and depressed! emo soccer boy is the best way to describe your best guy-friend depressed soccer player.

you’re being such an emo soccer boy right now.