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Correctum

When you get a right answer by pulling the answer out of your ass.

I had no idea what the answer was so I made a wild-assed guess and it was right . . . Correctum!

by shutterbugdw May 1, 2010

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Scupper Trout

Turds discharged into the ocean through a scupper, a sewer discharge hole in the side of a naval vessel.

Hey newbie, come here and see the school of scupper trout.
I hope this ship can move fast enough to leave the scupper trout behind.
When a ship is "dead in the water" the last thing you want to see are scupper trout surrounding the ship.

by shutterbugdw December 25, 2009

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Dirst

More than dust, less than dirt.

This piano is covered with dirst.
The place feels so. . .dirsty.
I'm afraid if I wipe with a damp cloth the dirst will turn to mud.

by shutterbugdw December 24, 2009

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Shitsam

A little piece of poop that didn't make it down on the first flush.

Come back here and flush again, there's some shitsam in the toilet.

by shutterbugdw December 24, 2009