The Raging Bull

The Raging Bull is widely believed to be one of the greatest martial arts stances in existence. First, get down on all fours. Declare in a loud, proud voice "Witness the Raging Bull!!!" Proceed to rapidly pelvic thrust forward while screaming "Raging Bull! Raging Bull!" The proper place to engage in the Raging Bull is in the middle of an intersection. Make sure many cars stare at you in horror or in admiration. Enjoy...the Raging Bull.

I was calmly stopped at a red light, when I witnessed a young man engagin in the Raging Bull right before my very eyes!

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