Signal 69

Term used to tell another co-worker that their hookerfaced whore of a boss is in the area.

Felix: "Hey, there's a signal 69 heading over here."
Jose: "Damnit! What's that fucking cum bucket doing out of her office?!"

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Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

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