breamer

A breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso. This item is used to help one bream, or in real people terms, breath.

Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.

Whats that mister? Its my breamer. Cant bream without it.

I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!

Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.

Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!

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dixtrix

A trick one does with his unusualy large shlong.

When i was at that party, i pulled out my wanker and did an amazing dixtrix! it was sweeeeeeet.

My sigiture dixtrix is the double loop-da-loop beagle nose trimmer.

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bubble fart

A bubble fart is the excression of gas from the dirty brown hole of ones buttox. Bubble farts createss a warm sensational experience but may be followed by diareah. As soon as you hear the distinctive sound of a bubble fart, it is recommended to leave the room or building immediately for it is bound to smell like a pile of dead babies, burnt hair and mexicans.

Dude, last night i was bearbacking charles but he let out a warm and nausiating bubble fart. We are so threw.

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