Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

suburban moshpit

When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.

As soon as the Costco put out fresh rotisserie chickens, a Suburban Moshpit broke out!