deformed teeth

What most of Britain's population has

just look at the lead singer of The Darkness! god hes so rich now why doesnt he go to the dentist?

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Brown Eye Blowjob

When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob

1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob

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WD-40

1 A oil that lubricates (lol lubricate)

2 Sweet Flammable Shit i use to torch gay action figures like GI JOE, Power Rangers, or any other queer piece of plastic i can melt :)

It lights up real nice n fast and it burns like a thousand corpses melting in hell :D

1 doors creaking, put some WD-40 on it

2 BURN IN HELL YOU GAY ACTION FIGURE! LETS SEE IF PIKACHU IS FIREPROOF HAHAAHAHAAHHA ;)

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